the more he heels, the more his dick will never heal...

la french presidente is a head over heels clown. just a few french fries short of a happy meal, his protocol says whoever stands next to him gets the short end of the stick. carla knows she'll never get to see the long end of it so she's made peace with her hormones. what-you-see-is-what-you get releases me from the embarrassment to explain who's the long of it and who's the short of it. let's just appreciate the fact that she's a perfect roll modele for all french men with altitude insecurities. sarkozy serves her a big head on short sticks and steep heels, she shoes him flat and modestly. to cut a long story short, if you're no more than 5'5" arms-stretched, the more you heel the more your dick will never heal. sexy french first wife...you got seriously dick-changed there.

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