Make local supermarket and grocery stores sales data available online so that local food managers can access them for a fee. By studying the data on grocery sales from all supermarkets and stores in the area food managers will get a pretty good idea of people's preferences. For example, if your local food deli or restaurant sells pasta you can find out from sales data which types of spaghetti sauce people in your area buy the most. First make sure that you offer them in the menu and then work on improving their taste.

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In each aisle of the market they could have a paper with recommended recipes and ingredients needed for this recipe. Then walking in the aisle not only you may buy what you need for your home but you may also buy more stuff than you need based on the recipe you saw before. More sales for the markets.

What do you think of my business model?

I like the idea but isn't it the case already that most products have recipe suggestions on them anyway? Your model needs to take into consideration the fact that you can't put too much info in front of the consumer as it may confuse him. It has to be well targeted with just a few recipes per aisle

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Don't get me wrong. I support Obama. My whole point is based on a very simple question. Is Bush who's well hated among the world wasn't the president for the last 8 years, do you think Obama would have won McCain so easily? My question isn't finished yet. IF Obama was white and Bush wasn't the president for the last 8 years what do you think the result would be?

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Or have an iPhone. Marketing disaster or marketing opportunity? He's told the more important he becomes in the world the more he can't have it. What does that say for everyone else that can have it? Here's how to spin it. HE has Everything. Except one thing. BLACKberry. Yes YOU can! If I was Blackberry I would buy it back from Obama and auction it on eBay :D

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Mister President, how are we going to break it to the people? I mean it's going to do one hell of a thing to your image. You can't buy this malarkey. Imagine commercials exploiting this in foreign countries showing their leaders calling you from their flashy red Blackberries. Silvio's with the Ferrari logo on it and Sarkozy's with the Carla-Bruni-singing ringtone. The Kim Jong ills, the Chavezes and Ahmadinejads having theirs designed to look like a missile. Damn it, Mister President. I've been warning for years that we're still riddled with traitors. With your permission I'd like to call the boys in CONCOM :P

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If men can be pregnant wouldn't it be great if scientists also worked on making pregnancy last fewer than the average of 9 months? The benefits to society would be huge! :)

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Japan is the country of long train commutes. I commute 2 hours every day to my work. The trains have print ads hanging on the walls and TV screens above the sliding doors that display animated ads. I watch them all the time when I'm not sitting down. I thought it would be interesting to make them interactive with passenger phones. Allow phones within a certain radius to be used as remote controls to send instructions to the TV screen.

The commercial could ask questions relevant to the product advertised and then collect and display the answers given by the passengers who will press buttons on their phones or send text messages. It can turn into a fun game. For people on long commutes it can add some excitement to the train ride.

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my friend has an old worn out wallet and twice coins fell all over the place. he doesn't want to buy a new one so i thought to cover the wall of the coin pocket with thin magnet. then i think why not cover all wallets with thin magnet inside to avoid coins drop out the wallet.

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no more caps locks and shift. how about when you press hard on the keyboard you get capital letters and when you press soft you get small letters?

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The card looks exactly the same but uses fingerprint id technology anywhere on its surface. Once you hold it with your thumb it gets activated for no more than 1 minute which is enough time to be inserted in the ATM machine or be swiped. You still have to enter the pin but even if you enter it correctly the card can't be used if the fingerprint didn't match. Unintended consequences? Hmmm, let me think. Your card's safer but not your finger. Thieves inspired by Tarantino and desperate for your money might cut it and that bloody sucks :D

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a way to save time is to put scanners on supermarket baskets to show customers the total cost of all items in it. this way customers would know if they are about to overspend and when ready they just pay at the cashier or swipe their credit card on the side of the scanner for faster payment.

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Businesses could advertise by giving t-shirt freebies to customers with their company logo and slogan on them. If customers wear it when they shop they get a 5% discount. This will encourage them to wear it and advertise the discount and the business to other people as well.

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do you think being sexually active and using condoms is a fair expectation for condom companies to have about employees working in their marketing and customer service departments? it be interesting to see what kind of background checks these companies do on potential hires in order to get to that kind of info. it's not something you can ask directly, is it? maybe it's my immaturity level but I find it amusing thinking about the question 'what skills will you bring to the job' in a condom company interview. how do you answer it?

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sorry-prostitute is america joke to me. she only did her job and did it right, safe sex and no blackmail the customer. only man must apologize to his wife. prostitution is legal in many countries, legal prostitute can only apologize to customer if she offer bad service. prostitute should not care if client is married or has girlfriend, this profession is not charity. if all prostitute start to apologize to wives or girlfriends society will collapse, this is unprofessional and set bad example and precedent. she must take apology back immediate! if she not take back then prostitute association of america must fine her, the client has rights that prostitute remain silent :P

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During my time in Japan I learned to take extra good care of my shoes and always carried a small shoe-polish with me. Why? Notice how the Japanese don't shake hands but bow when they greet each other. That means they always look straight into each other's shoes. If you ever go to Japan to work that's a good little tip to know!

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Ok I'll admit that I am hopeless at parallel parking but if men are as good as they claim to be in parking cars even in tight spots why are they so lousy finding a woman's g-spot and parking themselves there??

What we should definetely highlight is my vibrator. He parks himself perfectly in every necessary spot! And since i am also hopeless in parallel parking maybe i should use him while i am parking my car, he might give me the extra skills i need.

Well, considering the g-spot isn't visible, maybe we should give men a break in that area. rather, we should highlight those men who can't find the essential "C" spot (which is a lot more visible than a hidden curb while parallel parking), well... maybe they need a lesson on the female anatomy, or perhaps their girlfriends need a lesson in assertiveness to tell their boyfriends EXACTLY what they need to DO IT RIGHT and stop trying to protect their pseudo-Casanova egos. Could we lay blame on the girlfriends for creating the men who think they're god's gift to women? Anyone care to comment?

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could google count all the instances each individual letter appears on the web and then rank them by most use? i had this strange thought that if an article is written with words that make more use of the most popular letter people will probably read it faster. if such assumption holds true then a new software algorithm can be made to suggest edits on long texts for faster reading.

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I read a woman's brain is able to decode the state of a man's immune system and if it's complementary to, or stronger than her own immune system, she will find the man attractive. Women use their nose to detect the pheromones and musk-like odours associated with men and these are scents that cannot be detected consciously. Does that mean that if a woman has given birth already she can also get attracted to men with weaker or non-complementary immune systems? That's important to know because if that's true it means that a man's chances to get laid are higher with women who have already given birth!

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Braille dictionary for sale. Must see to appreciate.

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Nice Parachute! Never opened. Used once.

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Cheating has plagued love lives for generations. Sometimes, one never finds out about an affair a girlfriend has had. However, there are certain signs which might give one a clue as to whether (and exactly to what limit) the girlfriend is cheating.

The first sign of infidelity by a girlfriend in a relationship is her general disinterest in anything that the two enjoyed doing together previously. Sometimes this disinterest is blatant. For example, if a couple watches a movie together, and afterwards she can't remember anything about the movie, then she might be deeply distracted by something. This disinterest then might graduate into a series of unexplained cancellations of plans.

Another sign of infidelity is an inexplicable display of guilt. One way in which guilt manifests itself is avoidance of the person who the guilty party feels is being hurt by her actions. The cheating girlfriend is therefore prone to generally avoiding the injured party either by not taking calls or by not meeting for that ride or walk the couple used to like so much. Guilt can also cause pre-existing levels of intimacy to plummet.

Of course, there are countless other signs of a new lover: a sudden increase in her monthly expenses and car mileage; a splurge on cosmetics and clothes; a chronically non-reachable cell phone; an increase in overtime at her job without the accompanying increase in her paycheck, and so on. Also, if you notice a sudden increase in the number of her distant cousins, friends, ex-classmates, college friends, and so on, beware: she might be cheating.

Girlfriends having an affair have to be extremely well organized; their schedules are therefore punctiliously maintained. An affair is just an extension of a girl's daily life: she has to find time for the accomplice between family, work, social life, and the injured party. Keeping a big secret is a very tiresome job, and only the coolest, most calculating people can actually keep such a secret. If your girlfriend is not very resourceful and she is keeping a secret, she will probably falter somewhere and maybe blurt it out to you herself.

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Ok, a new research promises to make golf balls with the right dimple design so that they fly farther and make your drive more powerful. They use aerodynamics to lower the drag golf balls encounter as they fly through the air. Too bad this ball research can never be applied in other sports and the tools they use. You see in some three-letter sports drag is good as it creates more grip and friction and the more friction the more pleasure for the athletes and players involved :)

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Did you hear they make $150 million a year hijacking tankers and fish boats? My Jack Sparrow, that's a lot of money. The mistake they do is that they don't invest any money at all in pirate movies. A pirate gets bad publicity on the news and good publicity in the movies. All they have to do is invest a couple of million in Hollywood to make more pirate movies. That's it! Or hire costume consultants from Hollywood to dress them in traditional pirate attire. People will see them more sympathetically on the news this way. The rest of the money can stay buried under Somali sand :)

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Install one-way glass in men's public bathrooms so that only the guys that use it on the inside can see the people they're peeing towards to on the outside. :D:D

If you're rich design your bathroom with a fireplace in it!

Make every room connect to the bathroom with intercom so you can talk to the rest of the house from there.

Make sure the bathroom door closes automatically either with the press of a button or using voice recognition. You'll thank me for it when you'll have to hop out of the shower or pop out of the sheat if someone comes in suddenly

Build the bath tub exactly beneath your bed. Let me describe it better. The bed will rest on the bath tub. Press the button and the bed splits open to the bath tub below.

Those who hate it getting out of bed to shower in the morning they can fall right into the bath.

With these thoughts I bestow upon you the perfect bathroom design for your needs. Have a nice bath ladies and gentlemen!! :)

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what about having your ears cleaned while you listen to music? weird, no? I don't know if the product exists but cleaning the ear must make absolutely no noise to distract you from the music. it can sell like any other silly gadget that's in the market. and hey you never now how helpful it can be. for example if someone's ears are too dirty he might hear the music better after they're cleaned. if that's not possible it'll be fun to promote it like that anyway :D:D:D

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i'm definitely one of those people who forget money in their pant pockets very often and before i know it the money's put in the laundry and gets laundered!! that's not bad when i earn it under the table but these days i still work in the pay-your-taxes economy so when i put decent money in the laundry it gets destroyed. so my girlfriend suggested that since there is nothing more she can do with my faulty memory she'll buy me bills that are water-proof and detergent-resistant. i initially liked her idea so i kept going and told her she worries too much i'll go back to earning money that Needs laundering. interesting what silly topics you get to think and talk with your girlfriend sometimes. water-proof money, yeah right! :)

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Did you read on the news that a British couple who had sex on a public beach in Dubai was arrested, charged and found guilty for having illicit relations and showing public indecency? They got fined $367 for it and escaped jail. There you go. The fine sets minimum price for the permit. It will start at $367 and you'll add to it the price for escaping jail. I bet the market for such permits to foreigners and locals is huge in the Middle East. It can also become very lucrative. They only thing is to choose beaches that Somali pirates don't use. Otherwise your permit won't help you escape the pirates joining your act And holding you hostage for ransom!

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In 1996, the first electric cars were produced, it was the EV1 (Electric Vehicle 1), these were made in the USA by General Motors and started to ride the roads of California.

These were fast cars, reaching 0 to 65mph in less than 9 seconds! They were silent!

They did not produce any type of pollution, they didn’t even have a tail pipe!

They could easily recharge at home or at the mall, you even had preferred parking if you had one of these.

Ten years later these cars of the future disappeared. How was this possible? Why did it happen?

In the first place you could not buy these cars; you could only lease them and when the lease was finished you did not have the option to buy them.

General Motors took back all the EV1, in spite of the opposition of its users.

In 1997, Nissan presented the electric model Hypermini in a Tokyo show.

The city of Pasadena(California USA)purchased these vehicles for some of their city
employees.

It was well accepted for its easy parking ability and moved well around the city

In the year 2006, the lease expired and the city of Pasadena needed to return
Nissan tried to purchase the cars from the cars to Nissan.

Nissan recovered all the cars to later...destroy them!!

The lobbiest of the oil companies don’t want our electric vehicles to survive...they want to keep up the oil rage in the middle east, all to protect the oil companies and will continue to kill and destroy anything that get in their way, including us with their polluting vehicles killing all the people in our planet!!!

That's an explanation some people give over the internet. I repeat this is not something I wrote, I had received it over email in a powerpoint presentation

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A friend of mine who used to work for a bank that doesn't exist anymore used to tell me that a banker's real job is actually very very boring. Take deposits, give loans, call on borrowers to ask them to pay etc etc Yes really boring stuff. So when a banker is really bored he dreams of being in exotic places doing exotic things and then allows his in-house trader to design exotic trades and instruments for him. He used to say the only way to add spice to his job was to let bankers gamble selling it as 'financial innovation' which they did and here we are. So I wonder why not let casino CEOs run the remaining banks that are left? They're good at what they do, aren't they? When you go to a casino you always end up losing your money up to your pain point but the point is that the house Never goes bankrupt!! That's way better for the rest of us who are not gamblers, isn't it?

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Which part of his body grows to at least three times its size?? As I'm sure the answer that comes to your mind first is the wrong one, I'll give 2 hints.

#1: It starts with a p but it doesn't end in an s.

#2: It has a round shape and women love to look at it.

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If motels are usually the meeting places for criminals and luxury hotels in foreign countries are targets for terrorists then that leaves out youth hostels as the safest and cheapest place to stay. When I travel I always choose to stay in them and after the killings in India I will cancel all my bookings in Mumbai. To cancel is the only way I can afford to stay in such hotels anyway! :D

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Usually merit-based scholarship is given if the student maintains a minimum GPA. How about changing this rule and make merit-based scholarship available based on the improvement a student makes on any subject from one semester to the next? If a student last semester got a C in math and this semester improved her grade to B she gets $1,000, if the grade was improved to A she gets $2,000. If she got the highest grade she can get and managed to maintain it then the scholarship will be a fixed amount, say $500 or something. If the grades drop she gets no money.

The amounts will be the same across all subjects. The differences in the amounts will only be determined based on the degree of grade improvement. I think this system gives stronger incentives for students to perform better at school.

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i tried it once as a prank at school with my friends and it worked. we set up this guy and girl on a date but told them each that the other person has a slight hearing problem so they need to talk at least 10% louder than usual to be heard. end result? they hated having met each other. the funniest part though was that each one believed in the end that the other person had a hearing problem when that was not the case. when the guy wanted to join the school choir she was so against this on the grounds he couldn't hear a damn thing..lol

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I guess the only way to get a good answer to that question is to tie his hands and ask him to talk. He might talk but he will probably communicate poorly. That's a clever way to ask an Italian guy to do something sexy for you, tie his hands behind his back if you're into those kind of things. Just challenge his speaking skills and he'll probably fall for it :)

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I can think of many places where this is necessary. air planes, buses, cinemas, theaters etc. A passenger can't be expected to cut or shorten their arms but a company could increase the space of the armrest. This is important because people from different cultures have different ways to deal with intrusion to what they consider as their private space. Elbow cups with soft cushion inside would also be a good idea.

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I am posting this under Gift Ideas for women with flat breasts. If you are looking for that perfect bra, you should also consider checking the bra for men. For one it offers more variety to choose from. Apparently they sell well in Japan among men but I wouldn't be surprised if women buy them too! Wondering what a guy's reaction might be if you bought him a bra for a gift, not bad for a prank gift idea actually...

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what about a new generation of microwave ovens where instead of setting the watt and time you set the temperature for the food to heat up to or cool down (defrost mode). it would be more efficient, easier to use and help avoid overheating.

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The title of the book is "How to talk about books you haven't read". First let me tell you this is no joke. The book is real and sells for $14. Check it out on Amazon if you don't believe me. The gist of the book is that a truly cultivated person should not read books but be able to talk about them by understanding how they are related to other books and where they fit into our culture.

That's an interesting argument. As soon as I read the first page I got the author's point right away. I closed the book and put it back on the shelf. Never bought it or opened it again. I can easily talk about it for hours. I am the kind of person who doesn't read much anyway so if I didn't read this one I am actually very qualified to talk about it.

The only problem with that book is that it's full of text from start to finish when its argument is that you only need to read the title and table of contents of any book in order to really understand it. According to the author, reading a book in all its detail from the first to the last page does disservice to your understanding of it. Perhaps it would have been better if this book's pages were left blank with a "no-need-to-read" note in them. I think so. The author would have made his point so much better this way and it would have been the easiest $14 ever written.

Do you see how much I have written already about the book? And I can keep going. I am so happy I got the gist of it right away without reading it And saved myself $14! :)

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imagine how many trees can be saved if printer settings did not give the option of printing on one side only. a simple adjustment in the settings to make all printers print using both sides of paper means less paper would be consumed. it's probably about half the amount we print now. if you think about it that's a lot of paper!

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How do you know if the price is right in America? You count the dead bodies. I love the ironies in free-market capitalism practiced only in USnA. The seller gives a deadly discount thinking this will help his business when it actually hurts it. If the buyer's dead the only one who gets new business is the funeral services company next door and perhaps a few lawyers to deal with the lawsuit to the seller for giving out the deadly discounts in the first place. In America people work hard and kill for a discount. Of course, when they do that the only thing that gets discounted is the kill. In the Middle East foreigners work hard and we the locals kill time or if we have too much of it then some of our diehards kill foreigners. It's Kill (the store's) Bill vs Kill (the) Rolex (guys)!

People in the USnA think of us as terrorists but the USnA has now its own new breed of terrorists. The Al Qaedas kill to right what they mistakenly think as wrong. The American Discount Terrorists kill to get the price right, or never get it at all if they end up dead! So how do you know if the price's right in America? You check the obituaries first :)

Did you notice that no one ever reports the deadly price of the toy over which people got killed in America? Was it that cheap really they didn't want more people to get killed?? :))

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No new hero. Another mindless crime. Whatever happened to that toy in the Toys "R" Us store last night? Someone must grasp it and live with it for a while.

Come on imagine you're the wife. You spot the ridiculous low price of $XXX.99 for the toy and you know it'll make your kid very very happy to have it. You've been waiting outside the store since 4am on a Black Friday and you're almost ready to cry when you come across this great discount first. You go get it but another woman gets her hands on it too.

Your husband draws his weapon to fight for it but gets killed in the process. He gets killed for a fucking little toy in front of his wife and kid. You're fucked up so your first concern must be to make sure your husband didn't die in vain. What must your instant reaction be just like you saw it in the movies? Try and secure the toy of course!!

In order to do that you must grab your dead husband's gun fist and then shoot at the wife of the other guy who already grabbed her husband's gun and is ready to shoot back at you. Your little brad who lost his toy keeps crying "Shoot Mama, Shoot! Shoot that Bitch!!"

But according to the news you didn't do that. The shooting didn't go on. And that's because someone must have taken the toy away and there's no toy to secure. So your husband did die for nothing. What do you do when your husband dies for nothing? You go crazy, totally ballistic and that's when you start shooting the Bitch out of excruciating range!!

But according to the news that didn't happen either. You didn't shoot the Bitch. You didn't shoot the sheriff either. Not even the deputy. And why's that I ask? That's because women in America don't carry their own weapons like their husbands do.

That is so unfair, so politically incorrect and so sexist. Women should carry their own weapons and be able to shoot the sheriff and the deputy. Ask Sarah Palin who was ready to go on a hunting spree with Sarkozy and without a dick and a black guy to block her way she would have done it.

But at least the foxy Miss Alaska Governor could take up the French wolf's offer because she had a gun and great hunting-vision glasses too. All women in America aspire to the same rights and glasses don't they? :)

So fax your complain to the NRA today! Women should carry guns too, it's not fair that their husbands get killed for nothing. Female gun ownership must be better regulated. With the black guy in charge now there is no better timing for more regulation. Under the law, women in America should also carry guns and not just in the movies.. :P:P:P

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I am wondering why the airline companies don't provide parachutes during a flight? I think that this is a good way to increase the chances of survival in case of an accident. I suppose that it is possible to evacuate an airplane while it is flying, so probably you will be needing a parachute! Also, the idea of wearing a parachute makes people feel more confident that they could something to save themselves in case of emergency. So,it can help passengers feel more comfortable and safe and in that way can increase the number of people who like to travel.

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I took the long road to work this morning. As I walked down the street with the sun warming my back and stretching that long shadow of mine ahead I caught myself churning thoughts for the people who never talk to each other for lack of confidence in their words. Strangers would pass by and as our shadows overlapped I was given the joy to observe their silent play. I began to imagine about a new world where shadows had a life of their own. How they would start talking to each other as I and the two very shy strangers next to me were now all walking side by side down the street. There was a lovely December chill in the morning air. Call me the incurably romantic on it but if it wasn't for their shadows 'kissing' into each other these total strangers would never have met. They would never exchange a word not even an innocent smile of introduction!

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Does paying the full amount on your credit card every month make your credit score increase the fastest? Yeah??

No it doesn't. Your score goes up but that's not the fastest way it can go up. You must always leave a minimum amount unpaid. How much? Say the total you owe is $100 and this month you must pay a minimum of $5. Don't pay the full amount even if you can. Just pay $95. This will raise your score faster than if you paid the full $100. Banks reward their making some money too you see. Most people don't know about it!!

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I better go study plastic surgery and get my specialty on head extensions. Didn't Einstein say "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former"?? I'll be a busy as hell plastic sergeant with a client portfolio and a patients waiting list stretching to infinity :)

Einstein's brain was measured and studied and it was small. There were areas very dense thought. This says a lot. I seriously doubt that a large head or brain equals high intelligence. It is about the shape and density of certain areas of the brain.

Shape and density huh? Maybe I should reconsider plastic surgery then. perhaps someone with a head full of angles can turn out to have very sharp IQ, so turning his round head into a polygon might help. I'll use that theory in my statement of purpose I think hehe, good food for thinking you gave me here :)

If there's still too much hot air inside that polygon head you're gonna make, stuff it with some mummy jam. it should take care of the density :)

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If you ask the Chinese themselves they are very reluctant to even think they can by themselves act as a global leader to pull everyone out of this. It is not because their size as a country and as an economic powerhouse doesn't allow them to do that but because they either don't want to or they don't have the expertise to play that role.

A shift of economic power is happening right now as Western economies are bleeding but that does not guarantee that the power to lead and save the world is also changing hands. Europe and the US still have the infrastructure and talent to recover and keep growing again.

Actually I have to agree that to the extent China is dependent for its export-led economic growth on the West, unless it works on fixing its own problems, it will slow down too.

Notice one more thing. I am not an economist but this observation puzzles me. The world economy is doing well on the surface and the US dollar is very weak. The world plunges into a crisis and the US dollar strengthens because suddenly the world has less faith in other economies pulling this through better than the US.

Stock markets are down because they operate short-term. If you are interested in where people keep their faith in the ability of national economies to pull this through looking at exchange rates is more insightful I think.

Anyone checked the value of the Russian Rouble or those of other emerging economies? It's on a free-fall...

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...to a widow at her husband's funeral??

1. He wanted to die
2. It's for the best
3. Just think you'll reunite with him soon
4. So did you contract his disease too?
5. Have you met his other wife yet?
6. Is it true what they say about big coffins?
7. Did he tell you I was his daughter?
8. He was gay...........with me

Vote below and add your comments to the list :)

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know when a woman fakes her orgasm, would you really want to learn how?? What's more important to you? What people want you to think? Or what they really think?

For me, it depends on how well the woman can fake her orgasm. Think about it this way.

If she is such a good actress and can fake a good orgasm with ease, then she can fake it 100% of the time which naturally makes me proud and very excited. But if I have to produce a stunning orgasm in her 100% of the time, there will definitely be times when I will fail to do that because in some of those times it will also be her fault.

So to turn the question around, I would like someone to teach me the skill of training a woman to fake her orgasm well 100% of the time and be content with getting a real one from me 90% of the time.

The only way I can switch the order of the performance numbers above is if that woman was Olga without her bikini in that picture...

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here's not anything you can do to justify what you did. You have to tell him and then let him decide what he wants to do. If you really want him, you have to stop the bullshit and let him go. Like that proverb thing goes - if he comes back to you he's yours. But seriously cheating and lying is completely anti-cool. I'd probably kick your dog.

I think that you should definitely come clean to your boyfriend about the cheating and as far as the Update: Once you tell your guy that you have cheated you may not need to make the decision. If you love him then explain yourself (whatever that may be) but I definitely don't think you should just break up with him to avoid an awkward situation, besides once you tell breaking up with HIM might not be an option.

ornela wild girl!! you cheated on your boyfriend 4 times and you are not sure whether you should tell him huh?

first of all you didn't tell us if you cheated him with a guy or a girl.

if it's a girl, hey girl you don't have to tell him, of course not. just show him how you did it and i'm sure he will like it and join in. just make sure you remember all the details of all 4 times.

now if it's guy, this is where you will test what a man he really is. if he sits there doing there while you show him, then he is not a man. if he beats the s of both of you, you know what i mean then he is a man and guess what, you might like it!!!

Honesty is always the best thing. It may hurt him now, but it will hurt less than it would if he were to find out about it another way. It sounds as if you're not ready for a committed relationship right now, so maybe it's best if you tell him the truth now so that he's not being strung along.

If you make it clear that it was a simple lustful mistake without any meaning to you, your boyfriend will probably be angry, but will eventually forgive you. If you lie, however, there will be a serious trust problem that you will have to deal with. In my opinion, the lying is worse than the cheating in this instance: everyone makes mistakes, even the best of us. It's how you deal with these mistakes that reveal your character: if you add lying to cheating, that isn't saying great things. Coming clean is the harder choice, but ultimately better.

You have to remember that you are in a relationship, which means you must consider how both people in your relationship feel; if you respect your boyfriend you will tell him the truth, even if that results in him breaking up with you, it is his decision to make, not yours. You do not have the right to decide what information is relevant to the relationship without consulting him.

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With so much talk going on about how to save capitalism from the global economic crisis, I like to use radical thinking and toy with totally unheard-of thoughts in my mind.

Here's a recent one that's been toying my head.

We know of shareholder capitalism. Shareholders buy stocks and own a company. Shareholders make a profit (or loss) when they sell the stock or when the company pays dividends out of profits.

Now how about this. Imagine for a moment there are no shareholders and no stocks to buy in a publicly listed, publicly owned company. The company is owned by the founders but the rules are that dividends are not exclusively paid to the owners. After the company's profit is taxed and some money is invested in the business and a portion of it retained by the owners, dividends are paid back to the customers that bought the services and/or products of the company.

In other words, only customers who bought the products/services of the company and are the source of the company's profit get to receive the dividends. Every receipt for purchase of goods and services essentially functions as 'stock'. It entitles the customer that holds it to a portion of the dividends the company normally pays out. The individual portion each customer gets is equal to the percentage of his purchase amount over total sales.

A customer who buys a product and is entitled to a portion of the company's profit will tend to be a loyal customer. He gets a stake in the company and its products because he can make money from it. This incentive will keep him busy consuming because he will get some money back from doing so.

At a time where the global economy and certainly the US economy could be plunging into a deflationary spiral where prices go down with no bottom in sight we need people to consume and buy to help us get out of it.

Customer capitalism in the sense I described it above could be a smart trick to use to get everyone buying again.

Of course the system I just described is a thought exercise, a brain game if you like. I find it very exciting and stimulating to imagine how the economy would function if certain rules are changed.

If you also share a similar passion, I look forward to reading your comments thoughts and reaction on this. Thanks!

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This posting requires that you picture it as you read. Keep your nose open too. Now imagine you could use your farts to inflate your car tires. Imagine a pipe wired into the seat with an opening on the seat's surface to carry the hot gas inside.

If the gas doesn't exit fast enough or with enough force a small pump can help suck it into the tires.

On the plus side a patent like this eliminates the need to open the window of your car to ventilate the space inside and helps avoid embarrassment if others are in it as well.

The air pressure inside the tires always stays at the right amount which keeps the car in better balance.

And if the idea works well in cars it can be scaled next to buses and planes where the higher and more diverse the supply of gas the better the condition of the tires inside!

Before you get used to picturing this too much, let's see how much humor you can handle.

Say you're going to use this system in the future for your car. That by itself would mean you must have a good sense of humor. So why not display it with some kind of writing on the tires?

As you can see in the photos on the right, I made up four slogans you can put on your tires. Which one do you think better describes what will be happening inside your tires?

Vote Now!
:)

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